Trump Blames Terrible American Water For Terrible Hair

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Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump is now blaming water regulations for that mess on top of his head. According to him, he’s unable to properly wash his hair thanks to Obama-water.

When asked about the Environmental Protection Agency’s “Waters of the United States” law, he said that it makes his bathroom routine a real struggle.

“I’ll give you one regulation,” Trump said. “So I build, and I build a lot of stuff. And I go into areas where they have tremendous water… and you have sinks where the water doesn’t come out.”

“You have showers where I can’t wash my hair properly,” he said. “It’s a disaster. It’s true. They have restrictors put in. The problem is you stay under the shower for five times as long.”

In case you missed the latest news, the water law affecting bathroom plumbing was passed in 1972 (the Waters of the United States law doesn’t affect household plumbing) so this is seemingly something that’s been eating away at Trump for decades.